A respite, kind of
Kramer: “And is there a tree?”
Frank Who: “No, instead, there’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.”
Frank Who: “It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.”
The Magic of the Festivus Pole
When the pole is set up, and the Airing of Grievances is performed, a portal opens to the Land of Who.
To exit, Frank must be defeated in the Feats of Strength to open a portal back to where the group opened the original portal (or can spend a Bennie).
The story, as told by Frank Who:
Frank Who: “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.”
Kramer: “What happened to the doll?”
Frank Who: “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!”
Kramer: “That must have been some kind of doll.”
Frank Who: “She was.”